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Football Manager: 37 of the funniest regen names ever

Check out some of the most hilarious generated players from everyone's favourite football management simulation franchise!

Finding an amazing regen on Football Manager is one of the best feelings in the universe.

It can't get much better than finding a wonderkid in your academy or getting one on the cheap from abroad knowing in a few years he'll help you win the Champions League with Grays Athletic.

 Many have turned to Football Manager to cope with boredom
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Many have turned to Football Manager to cope with boredom

Sometimes their faces look like an e-fit from Crimewatch but there’s no doubting you’ll grow to love them if they produce the goods.

One thing that is sure to make you cherish your wonderkid regens, though, is their names, which can often be pretty hilarious.

So, we took a look around the internet, to see if we could find some great screenshots from the last few years – and we weren’t disappointed!

Scroll down below for the funniest Football Manager regen names ever…


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 You want to sign winners for your side so this guy isn't going to cut it.
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You want to sign winners for your side so this guy isn't going to cut it.
 Mats Gran is a fan favourite at St James' Park.
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Mats Gran is a fan favourite at St James' Park.
 This guy sounds like an unpleasant forward to face.
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This guy sounds like an unpleasant forward to face.
 But will this Leeds starlet turn up on a Tuesday night against Stoke?
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But will this Leeds starlet turn up on a Tuesday night against Stoke?
 Awkward...
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Awkward...
 No matter how hard you try and knock him down, this guy is still standing. Here's hoping he won't go breaking your heart, though.
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No matter how hard you try and knock him down, this guy is still standing. Here's hoping he won't go breaking your heart, though.
 Can you be a 'Wonderboy' at 23-years-old?
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Can you be a 'Wonderboy' at 23-years-old?
 Watch out for this tricky winger. He could bring down your team like a House of Cards.
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Watch out for this tricky winger. He could bring down your team like a House of Cards.
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 Most people who play Football Manager are...
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Most people who play Football Manager are...
 Thanks to FM Touch you can play Football Manager in Crosstown Traffic!
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Thanks to FM Touch you can play Football Manager in Crosstown Traffic!
 Can this Coventry shot-stopper help you Rule the World?
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Can this Coventry shot-stopper help you Rule the World?
 The perfect Neighbour, but does Susan know what he's up to?
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The perfect Neighbour, but does Susan know what he's up to?
 We're speechless...
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We're speechless...
 He's a wizard!
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He's a wizard!
 Asking the question we all want answered.
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Asking the question we all want answered.
 Hopefully he went before the match started.
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Hopefully he went before the match started.
 Imagine...
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Imagine...
 One day he'll be the King of Craven Cottage.
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One day he'll be the King of Craven Cottage.
 Obviously...
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Obviously...
 Phil and Grant might have something to say about this.
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Phil and Grant might have something to say about this.
 And Christian is already pretty big.
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And Christian is already pretty big.
 Not even subtle.
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Not even subtle.
 Yep, another one about genitals.
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Yep, another one about genitals.
 But now back to EastEnders.
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But now back to EastEnders.
 When I play Football Manager I'm usually Home Alone.
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When I play Football Manager I'm usually Home Alone.
 Let's hope he's taped up those hooped earrings.
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Let's hope he's taped up those hooped earrings.
 He's gagging to get amongst the action in New York.
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He's gagging to get amongst the action in New York.
 We can only end on this regen, obviously.
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We can only end on this regen, obviously.
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