Is the holiday season ever complete without a festive movie marathon? When you're ready to binge iconic Christmas flicks, The Grinch always tops the list as a must-watch. He's a mean one, but the Grinch found a way to turn his hatred of the holiday season around. He went from intentionally trying to ruin the neighboring town of Whoville's Christmastime cheer to actually enjoying the holiday. The Grinch is filled with classic songs and hilarious quotes that you'll have you using them as captions for your next Instagram holiday selfie. If you're not in the holiday spirit this year, The Grinch also has witty quotes to let the world know the vibes. No matter if you're looking for fun one-liners for game night trivia with your besties or you're looking for your next holiday-themed caption, check out this list of funny quotes from The Grinch.
Cute
"What’s Santa have that I don’t?"
"Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas."
"I tell you Max, I don't know why I ever leave this place. I've got all the company I need right here."
"It came without ribbons, it came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags."
"Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more."
"Be it ever so heinous, there's no place like home."
"Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant."
"Are you having a holly, jolly Christmas?"
"No one should be alone on Christmas."
"I'm all toasty inside."
“I don’t need anything more for Christmas than this right here. My family.”
"No matter how different a Who may appear, he will always be welcome with holiday cheer."
"Christmas Day will always be just as long as we have we."
“You can’t hurt Christmas, Mr. Mayor because it isn’t about the gifts or the contests or the fancy lights.
Funny
"4:00, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me—I can’t cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing… I’m booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness."
"Somebody's fabulous!"
"That is not a chew toy!"
"Holiday who-be what-ee?"
"That's what it's all about, isn't it? That's what it's always been *about*. Gifts, gifts... gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts!"
"Help me...I'm feeling."
"Am I just eating because I'm bored?"
"Oh, the Who-manity."
"Cute kid, bad judge of character."
"One man's toxic waste is another man's potpurri."
"It's because I'm green, isn't it?"
"6:30 dinner with me. I can't cancel that again."
"Cheer up, dude. It's Christmas."
"Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it."
Grinch-like
"Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is...."
"The, the, the... THE GRINCH!"
"And they’ll feast, feast, feast, feast. They’ll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast. But that’s something I just cannot stand in the least. Oh, no. I’M SPEAKING IN RHYME!"
"Saving you? Is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I merely noticed that you’re improperly packaged, my dear."
"Give me that! Don't you know you're not supposed to take things that don't belong to you? What's the matter with you, you some kind of wild animal? Huh?"
"Stupid. Ugly. Out of date. If I can't find something nice to wear I'm not going."
"What's that stench? It's fantastic."
"I am the Grinch that stole Christmas, and I'm... sorry."
"Oh. Bleeding hearts of the world unite."
"Hate, hate, hate, Hate, hate, hate. Double hate. Loathe entirely."
"I guess I could use a little social interaction."
"Kids today. So desensitized by movies and television."
"The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: Stink, stank, stunk!"
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